Riding a rocking horse
Expectations:

Reality:

Other than my dad, I’m the only boy in this house. He’s usually out at work though. So one time, when I was about 6 or 7, I heard my sisters talking about getting their periods. First thing that came to my mind that I just had to blurt out? “Ate! When am I getting my period?” My mom and my sisters just burst out laughing and told me only girls get them. Can’t blame me. I didn’t know any better. Shit, I didn’t even know what it was.
To this day they still tease me about it. They’re never gonna let me live it down.